Thursday, March 6, 2008
GREAT fun
So... I am sick, just your run-of-the-mill head cold... and the only time I have enjoyed myself today is when I sneezed like a dozen times..... it is like a mini orgasim every time I sneeze, and the pressure in my head, ears and nose subsides for a brief moment.... then I am mucussy all over agian! But, that feels GREAT!!!!! Hmmmmm.... someone should develop a thing that causes people to sneeze a lot.... is that bad or just wrong to admit? Shannon... is this sorta like some of the crazy you'd say? Ok, well.... that's how I think... dirty! Someone has to, right?
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actually, i've said this before. sigh.
First tip. don't get in shape for a baby, get in shape for you. second tip. just count your calories, sign up on spark people.com, and quit drinking soda and heavy coffees stick to brewed coffee with lite creamer. eat 2-3 veggies a day, 2-3 fruits a day, pack lunches eat all your meals made from home for 1 months, and eat three meals and 3 snacks. spark people will tell you to eat between 1200-1550 calories a day. it will work. but you need to make a lifestyle change. if you really want to do anything for babies, make a whole lifestyle change so by the time you have kids they never have to watch you struggle and counting and measuring, instead they just learn a normal healthy way of life. otherwise they will grow up with the same issues we had.
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